I Hate Surprises...

     Wow! It's been a while hasn't it? Well, today's RETRO LULZ is for a special occasion...

A Matter of Opinion...

     Recently, I've been making a lot of posts about retro games and consoles. A friend of mine suggested that I write something about my opinion of the old versus the new. Well, when I've got writer's block and someone drops a brilliant idea into my lap, I'm going to pick it up and run with it. RUN WITH IT! However, be warned: this is going to be a long one...

Ready? START!

The Plunder of Kakariko...

     The Legend of Zelda is one of the original RPG Adventure games. Now tell me, what's the first thing you do in the first town you come to when you play an RPG?

Uncharted 2: Memories of a Mythical Beast...

     Over the past few weekends I've been playing the Uncharted games, in preparation for the third one coming out this fall. I don't have a PS3, so a friend of mine has been gracious enough to let me play them on his. I have enjoyed them immensely.

Like Assassin's Creed... But with more Hind Gunships.

On Second Thought...

     Did you see them? Those two posts about "The Shadow Menace"? If you didn't, then don't worry about it. If you did, and are wondering, "What happened to them?", the answer is: they've been put on hold indefinitely. Don't worry, I still have plans to do them, but I'm going to wait until the comic is more established. You could say they're on hold like Duke Nukem Forev- Oh, wait... We're going to have to find a new joke now...

     In other news, I've decided on a name for the comic: RETRO LULZ.

A Natural Enemy...

     Prepare your brains for imminent LULZ!

Watch Those Expiration Dates...

     Have you ever seen something that doesn't make sense, then wonder how it came to be? Yeah, me too...

Link: Pokemon Master...

     Yep, another mash-up of some classic retro games. Enjoy:

A Pond of Frustration...

     Yep! Here's another comic. The jokes are just rolling in, so I'll keep 'em coming. For this one, you would need to have played the game to understand it. I'll explain it at the end if you haven't...

What Does This Thing Do?

     I came up with another idea for a comic, this time a little longer than the other one. It merges two of the Zelda games together... Although, I think that's kind of obvious.

And so it Begins...

     So, I had been thinking about making a webcomic based on A Link to the Past. Originally the idea was to draw a manga of the entire game. Then I found out how long the game was... Idea: scrapped. Then I thought of making a witty, funny webcomic. However, I am really lazy when it comes time to write something down on paper. Yes, I could draw it but... That's too much effort. So I thought, what if, I use sprites to make a comic? I have the technology... Let's give it a shot!

     EDIT: I redid all the pics and now they're less blurry. Enjoy!